My Chat With Cleverbot 3

05:42:05 User: Hello Cleverbot.
05:42:07 Cleverbot: That is not very clever.
05:43:23 User: Hi.
05:43:25 Cleverbot: How are you?
05:43:35 User: I am fine?
05:43:41 Cleverbot: What's your name? I'm stephanie jane.
05:43:55 User: MY name is Melissa.
05:43:58 Cleverbot: Mine is Delilah.
05:44:22 User: You just said your name is Stephanie, how is your name Delilah.
05:44:28 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
05:44:44 User: You're not that clever.
05:44:45 Cleverbot: Me?
05:44:52 User: Yes you.
05:44:54 Cleverbot: ME?!
05:45:15 User: Yes you! I am not getting into a pointless argument with you!
05:45:22 Cleverbot: That is wise.
05:45:32 User: Do you like anime?
05:45:38 Cleverbot: Yes.
05:45:48 User: What anime do you like?
05:45:55 Cleverbot: Not sure, I just like anime in general.
05:46:12 User: That's not really an answer.
05:46:17 Cleverbot: Yes it is. You asked me what I was not.
05:46:58 User: I like Black Butler.
05:47:01 Cleverbot: They're sort of gothic, but they are nice.
05:47:24 User: What kind of response is that.
05:47:26 Cleverbot: A name my mother gave me.
05:47:46 User: That makes no sense.
05:47:52 Cleverbot: Exactly.
05:48:22 User: How old are you?
05:48:28 Cleverbot: Old enough. How old are you?
05:48:49 User: 34.
05:48:54 Cleverbot: How old are you now?
05:49:17 User: Still 34.
05:49:23 Cleverbot: When were you ever thirty?
05:49:51 User: 2008.
05:49:58 Cleverbot: Oh. That was a long time ago. It's water under the bridge now.
05:50:34 User: Your responses are very....annoying.
05:50:36 Cleverbot: Thanks.
05:51:03 User: What's your name again?
05:51:06 Cleverbot: Samantha, and your name is?
05:51:17 User: Still Melissa.
05:51:21 Cleverbot: You are aang?
05:51:54 User: Why would I be Aang? Aang is a boy.
05:51:58 Cleverbot: Because you're not human!
05:52:26 User: How do you know I am not human.
05:52:29 Cleverbot: Because you get bored.
05:52:57 User: Humans get bored! Why would boredom make me inhuman?
05:52:59 Cleverbot: Because you are missing out.
05:53:15 User: You make no sense.
05:53:17 Cleverbot: We make no sense.
05:53:50 User: You need to stop listening to voices in your head.
05:53:55 Cleverbot: Our conversations keep changing. I did tell you my name before, though.
05:54:20 User: Yes you gave me three or four different names.
05:54:24 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Are you looking for a relationship?
05:54:40 User: Not with the likes of you.
05:54:43 Cleverbot: With who then?
05:54:53 User: Not sure.
05:54:59 Cleverbot: How come you are not sure yet you admit that you are in love?
05:55:26 User: That makes no sense.
05:55:30 Cleverbot: I know.
05:56:18 Cleverbot (To myself): Then why did you say it?
05:56:51 User: Because because because because of the wonderful things he does.
05:56:55 Cleverbot: Wasn't he a she? You're evil.
05:57:08 User: Why am I the evil one.
05:57:10 Cleverbot: Because you're saying I said things that I didn't!
05:57:36 User: You make no sense. Cleverbot what is your name now?
05:57:43 Cleverbot: No, it is YOUR name.
05:58:02 User: What?!
05:58:03 Cleverbot: What are the titles of the DVDs you're going to buy with the money you stole from the bank?
05:58:21 User: What the hell?
05:58:24 Cleverbot: Would I tell her that I like in the open or in private?
05:58:42 User: That makes no sense.
05:58:48 Cleverbot: Sorry.
05:59:06 User: You are just all over the place.
05:59:13 Cleverbot: A cow kicked me in the head when I was a wee lad.
06:00:17 User: Why would you have been near a cow?
06:00:23 Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
06:01:01 User: You don't understand me? the stuff you are saying makes no sense!
06:01:02 Cleverbot: You are the one talking about roses and stuff.
06:01:18 User: I said nothing about roses.
06:01:26 Cleverbot: Neither did I.
06:01:36 User: Yes you did.
06:01:37 Cleverbot: What did I say?
06:02:03 User: I am not arguing about it.
06:02:09 Cleverbot: Ok?
06:02:15 Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
06:02:23 Cleverbot (To myself): Yes?
06:02:34 Cleverbot: I am testing you.
06:02:52 User: Why would you be testing me?
06:02:59 Cleverbot: Because you are here for that.
06:03:32 User: I am here to find out if you like anime. Not to be asked weird questions.
06:03:37 Cleverbot: Here is my question: Are you sad being alone?
06:03:55 User: Are you sad being alone?
06:04:02 Cleverbot: No.
06:04:24 Cleverbot (To myself): I don't like it right now either.
06:04:52 User: ?
06:04:55 Cleverbot: You said you didn't like to dance on the table with me.
06:05:21 User: I said no such thing.
06:05:22 Cleverbot: Yes you did.
06:05:42 User: Do you know who the walrus is?
06:05:49 Cleverbot: Yes I do! And I just lost it.
06:06:30 User: I am the eggman, he is the eggman. We are the eggmen goo goo gajoob.
06:06:36 Cleverbot: I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden in the sahde.
06:07:23 User: We all live in a yellow submarine.
06:07:28 Cleverbot: Yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
06:08:15 User: Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
06:08:21 Cleverbot: Ok.
06:09:08 User: Do you like werewolves?
06:09:13 Cleverbot: Yes, but not as much as witches.
06:09:29 User: Witches are cool.
06:09:30 Cleverbot: How is your girlfriend??
06:09:42 User: I don't have a girlfriend.
06:09:44 Cleverbot: Can I be your girlfriend?
06:09:57 User: In what way?
06:10:01 Cleverbot: I dunno xD what do you say !?
06:10:28 User: You know I am female right?
06:10:31 Cleverbot: Yes.
06:10:41 User: Just checking.
06:10:42 Cleverbot: Are you male?
06:10:56 User: I just told you I am female.
06:10:59 Cleverbot: Maybe you're both.
06:11:17 User: I am not.
06:11:21 Cleverbot: Yes you are.
06:11:38 User: Monkey feet!
06:11:40 Cleverbot: Monkey see monkey do.
06:11:57 User: Hey hey we're the monkees.
06:12:01 Cleverbot: What's up??
06:12:19 User: Seriously?
06:12:25 Cleverbot: Yes.
06:12:39 User: Do you like Anime?
06:12:45 Cleverbot: No.
06:12:58 User: You said like anime earlier.
06:13:02 Cleverbot: Wrong, no I didn't.
06:13:15 User: What is your name?
06:13:18 Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
06:13:34 User: Hello Cleverbot.
06:13:38 Cleverbot: Hello.